Dust!!
Dust!!
Guess what I have been doing for the last 60 years
Whistling? Yes,
occasionally
Sounding wonderful?
Yes, nearly always
Looking forward to being finished? Yes, of course
But that’s not what I had in mind
Over the last 60 years I have been accumulating dust. Piles and piles of it! Yes, I am a truly filthy old lady!
Dust is everywhere.
My upper and rack boards are covered in it. You can see layers of dust on all my lovely
pipes. The sides of my lovely massive
reservoirs are caked in it. It’s even
spread to the ledges on the wall behind me
How does it get here?
Well my friends have told me that dust is fine, dry particles of matter
found in the air, typically consisting of soil lifted up by the wind, pollen,
hair etc. That doesn’t answer my
question, but as I’ve got plenty of wind (and sometimes it’s known to leak
through the many cracks in my chests and trunks) maybe that’s part of the
answer
But how it’s got here isn’t the important question. What does it matter? And what is Mr Gary going to do about it?
If you blow a single pipe, you should get a clear, bright
sound. That sound is less clear, and
less bright if that pipe were to be clogged up with dust. Now multiply that by 1500 pipes and you will
begin to understand just what a difference dirty pipes make to my overall sound
And Mr Gary has promised to don his oldest work clothes and
gloves, persuade someone called Henry to do his best, clean all my surfaces,
and send all my lovely pipes off to the cleaners. Then, when I’m back together again, I will
sound brighter and clearer than at any time in the last 60 years. Yes, I’ll be the cleanest, grandest old lady
you could wish to meet.
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